Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
parshuram__ 6 year.agoThe first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father." The second Catholic women chirps, "Well, my son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, "Your Grace." The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, "Your Eminence." The fourth Catholic women sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her a subtle "Well...?" She replies, "My son is a charismatic, 6'2", hard-bodied male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, "My God."
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… but I do get a purse sent
A professional diver.
I don't think this needs much explanation: Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid, but 90% of the nsfw jokes here don't fulfill that simple criteria whatsoever
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Because eight is enough
I said I’d prefer if it grew pears
Because he had reptile dysfunction
He was a geyser geezer (I think this one only works with British pronunciation!)
Nothing could right that left.
For terrible underwater breathing apparatus.
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